Dear Bright Yellow “Silk” Shirt with the Multi-Colored Geometric Shapes,
I just wanted to say that I’m sorry I cut you with the scissors. It was an accident (and it was a very, very small cut) but still, I should apologize. Even though I was the one who almost had a heart attack because you were a brand new shirt and I had to tell my mom I had not been careful with you at school like I had promised but had instead used scissors on my lap and sliced into your thin, silky skin as if it were butter.
Thank goodness my grandmother was staying with us. Remember how she fixed you? You could barely see the scar. Hope it didn’t hurt too much.
Anyway, sorry. And thank you for being so beautiful. I felt like a glamour model.
-e.