Dear Barbie Dream House,
Why were your rooms so small? Barbie could barely move in them. And why an elevator? Where was Barbie’s income coming from to afford a house like that, that convertible? And the pool? I mean, I never had the pool, but my friend did and it was huge. Almost as big as the house. Such weird proportions.
I loved you so much, and yet you frustrated me every time I tried to play with you.
It was confusing.
-e.