Dear Christian Music Festival Circa 1992,
Hey, how’s it going?
I just wanted to clear something up. I know I ended up in the Reborn Tent with all those other people, but the truth is when I raised my hand I hadn’t heard the question. It was probably about accepting a lord and savior? I’m just guessing. I saw people around me raising their hands and honestly, at that point I was a little dazed and sleep-deprived. Maybe even hypnotized. Next thing I knew I was being ushered to that special tent. But it was all kind of a mistake.
So no, I didn’t get saved. But thanks anyway.
-e.
p.s. The music was pretty good!